2May/083
Here’s why I don’t like going to the dentist…
Why is it that, after spending twenty minutes poking at your gums, shooting pain up and down your body, making you bleed, and making you wish you never got out of bed in the morning, the dental hygienist then decides it's a good idea to lecture you on how you need to brush and floss better?
For frick's sake, you'd think that the bleeding and the pain would send enough of a message...
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May 27th, 2008 - 23:46
A good looking hygienist with big tits really helps, trust me.
June 26th, 2008 - 03:28
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
George Carlin
October 6th, 2008 - 07:37
One day the ever illustrated Jole had a look at his blog, and said to his dismay: “Oh crap! The only patron I have is that funky Keeper, this will never do! I will not lower myself to such an indignity.”